Top Ten Reasons the Empty Nest Isn’t So Bad

  1. I can watch what I want on TV
  2. AND I can find the remote
  3. I can eat cookies for dinner without worrying about setting a good example
  4. All eight bowls are back in the kitchen cabinet
  5. My spoons are back too (at least six of the eight are)
  6. There is a lot less trash (for kids who never throw anything away, I have no idea how the trash can gets so full)
  7. No weird smells in the house
  8. Toilet paper lasts a lot longer
  9. I can find my nail polish, remover and files
  10. I don’t have to hide the chocolate

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